The political correctness of the holidays makes me feel strange..

I wanted to write a post saying "Happy Hannukah!" but that's not for the non-jews. I then wanted to write a post saying "Merry Christmas!" but that's not for the non-christians. Then I thought about Kwanzaa but that's not for the non-kwanzaa people. Then I thought about "Happy Holidays!" but that just sounds way too noncommittal. Screw it. Be happy. From woodpancakes.

¿en que puedo servirle?

for all the french speakers out there, the title means "how may i help you?"

but no, this entry is not about waiters or people in clothing shops. instead, it's about this wonderful new invention called the internet. see, you can find almost anything on the internet. personally, i'm a huge fan of youtube. can't get enough of watching any collegehumor or any other funny videos, let alone the mixed up mashed up songs put together by musical producers. wish i could do that. anyways, today i realized how much the internet actually helps me, let alone the world. it can give you directions or possibilities to almost anything. you can download "free" music, then send it to your friend, causing them to send it to other friends and ultimately populating one song throughout a community, maybe even a county, maybe a state, etcetera etcetera. another great use of the internet (for me) is tabs. i'm a music junkie. like it's my "high off of life shit." so if i want to figure a song out, i simply look up the tab on google, click, read, play, sing, cover (contradictory to my last entry...hmm), screw ladies, get money. Google. man, whoever came up with that site must be wiping his tuchus with benjis right now.